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All About The Congress

Having a pair of Teju lizard boots in your closet makes you a social chameleon, able to blend in wherever you go. Wear your lizards with almost anything to almost anywhere and never feel over- or under-dressed. For instance, you can wear The Congress to:

  • Your wedding
  • Your divorce hearing
  • Backyard barbecues
  • A meeting with your congressman
  • A meeting with your bail bondsman
  • Your graduation
  • The Grammys
  • Day drinking
  • Night drinking
  • A job interview
  • A first date
  • A last date
  • Flamenco dancing
  • A St. Patrick’s Day house party, paired with holey jeans and a sleeveless green pearl snap shirt, where you attempt to do a jig and sing Drunken Sailor while barely holding onto a bottle of Irish whiskey (just as a hypothetical)

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